OJ Simpson

Saw this black man putting away cheese

on a shelf at the grocery store,

and he had a white pair of gloves on,

and he was trying to put a black pair of gloves on top,

and he was struggling.

And I said to him,

"You look like OJ Simpson trying to get those gloves on."

He laughed pretty hard.

My friends said I was brave,

but "I know Chicagoans.“

Really, I just know people.

~Volpini Amentum Arete Anemone